Swagger Stories
Home of the occasional clever quip
- Your power is still beter than mine. Just imagine if you could hear what people thought of you.
- Have you tried turning it off?
- Oh yeah, never thought of that. I just flick the switch behind my ear. Cheers, Simon.
(Source: faitedecicatrices, via little-misfitsthings)
watching Workaholics all night.
I have a Subway abuse problem. I can demolish a meatball marinara in less than 5 minutes easy.
“Mother’s love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved.” —Erich Fromm
(via normal-as-blueberry-pie)
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“Little Lion Man” || Mumford & Sons || Sigh No More
